We are pleased to present to you our comprehensive budget for Meeting 9. A document so exhaustive, it's almost as exciting as a spreadsheet.
Line Items:
- 1. Coffee Machine Maintenance: $100 (includes 1 replacement filter)
- 2. Donut Holes: $200 (for the hole-y grail of committee meetings)
- 3. Chairperson's Chair Replacement: $300 (because one broke)
- 4. Meeting Minutes Transcription Services: $500 (because who needs to write their own minutes, really)
And that's not all! We also have some special line items:
Special Line Items:
- 1. Committee Chair's Parking Spot: $1000 (because priorities)
- 2. Adjournment Timekeeper's Happy Hour Fund: $500 (for the real heroes)
- 3. Unnecessary Committee Business Insurance: $2000 (because we never know what we'll need)