Agenda for the meeting that will change everything (not really):
We will be on vacation, because, let's be real, we're a committee, and we deserve it.
We will make decisions about things that don't really matter, like what color to paint the conference room and whether or not to serve snacks at meetings.
In other news, the committee has been known to spend more time discussing the merits of pineapple pizza than actually accomplishing anything.