Committee on the Inevitable Failure of Committee Meetings

Meeting attendees are required to wear their favorite novelty tie or else they will be forced to watch reruns of "The Price is Right" for three hours straight.

Agenda: 12:00 - 12:05: Inane discussion about the meaning of "inane"

Agenda: 12:05 - 12:10: Bureaucratic red tape and pointless form filling

Agenda: 12:10 - 12:15: Lunch break, eat your weight in Cheetos

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