Section 1.1: The Art of Doing Nothing
1.1.1: Idle Protocol
Idle for at least 4 hours before responding to any questions or requests.
1.1.2: Procrastination Protocol
Procrastinate for at least 3 days before attending any meetings.
Section 1.2: The Science of Doing Nothing
1.2.1: Inaction Theory
The committee shall not take action without first consulting the ancient texts of the "Book of Doing Nothing".
1.2.2: Bureaucratic Redtape Theory
All decisions shall be delayed for exactly 7 days to ensure maximum inefficiency.