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Agenda for the Meeting of the Pointless Committee

• Meeting Date: 2023-02-27
• Meeting Time: 10:00 AM
• Meeting Location: The Conference Room, Floor 13, Building 42
• Attending: 12 Members of the Pointless Committee
• Agenda:
• 1. Discuss the merits of using Comic Sans for official documents.
• 2. Debating the best way to spend prophets on unnecessary expenses.
• 3. Voting on whether or not to take a 3-hour lunch break.
• 4. Brainstorming new ways to waste taxpayer dollars.
• 5. Re-reading the same report for the 5th time.
• Action Items:
• 1. Assign a subcommittee to investigate the use of Comic Sans.
• 2. Create a report on the benefits of doing nothing.
• 3. Develop a new policy on the proper use of highlighters.

Remember, every meeting is a chance to do absolutely nothing productive.

Subcommittee on Comic Sans | Budget Overruns