MEETING MINUTES

Meeting called at 2:14 PM, 3 minutes past the start of time.

• Pointless Committee Chair, John Smith, arrived fashionably late.
• Members: Jane Doe (Treasurer), Bob Brown (Vice Chair), and Alice Johnson (Scribe).
• Agenda: Discuss ways to spend more money on pointless committee activities.
• Protocol: Repeat the same discussion for 4 hours, then adjourn.

Next meeting: Never

Minutes from another universe where we actually accomplished something.

PROTOCOL

• Meetings will be held on Tuesdays at precisely 2:14 PM.
• Agenda items will always be pointless.
• Decisions will be made by rolling a dice.