Committee on Pointless Committee Agendas

Meeting 1: Committee Protocol Overload

Minutes

1. Opened the meeting at precisely 10:00 AM
2. Discussed the importance of discussing the importance of discussing things
3. Took a 15-minute break to discuss the optimal coffee-to-pastry ratio

Action Items:

• Assign a subcommittee to investigate the feasibility of investigating the committee's purpose
• Schedule a follow-up meeting to discuss the follow-up meeting

Next Meeting: Meeting 2: Committee Protocol Overload (Continued)

Meeting 2: Committee Protocol Overload (Continued)

Minutes

1. Debated the merits of debating the committee's protocol
2. Spent an hour discussing the correct usage of the word "synergy"
3. Took a 30-minute break to argue over the best way to take a break

Action Items:

• Establish a new subcommittee to explore the concept of synergy
• Develop a flowchart to illustrate the committee's workflow

Next Meeting: Meeting 3: Committee Protocol Overload (The Sequel)

Meeting 3: Committee Protocol Overload (The Sequel)

Minutes

1. Failed to achieve synergy due to lack of synergy
2. Discussed the possibility of outsourcing our synergy
3. Spent 45 minutes trying to remember where the meeting was held

Action Items:

• Consult a professional to help us achieve synergy
• Update our meeting minutes to reflect our lack of synergy

Next Meeting: Meeting 4: Committee Protocol Overload (The Third Time's the Charm)