Pointless Committee Agendas - Officially Important Business

Our committees are a waste of time, but at least they're fun!

Committee on the Importance of Procrastination

Meetings: Weekly, on Tuesdays, at 3:47 PM.

Agenda:

• Discuss the meaning of "procrastination" for 2 hours.
• Decide to table discussion on "productivity" until next week.
• Take a 30-minute break to play Solitaire.

Subcommittee on the Usefulness of Subcommittees

Meetings: Monthly, on the 15th, at 9:15 AM.

Agenda:

• Discuss the importance of subcommittees within committees.
• Vote on whether to create more subcommittees.
• Decide to table discussion on "subcommittee-ceptional" until next month.