Pointless Committee Agenda: Committee Resolution 18

WHEREAS the committee members have spent an inordinate amount of time arguing over whose turn it is to buy the coffee;

BE IT RESOLVED that the coffee buying duties shall be randomly assigned to whomever shouts the loudest;

FURTHER RESOLVED that any disputes over the resolution shall be settled via a series of hastily drawn stick figure diagrams.

Appendix 2: Sock Puppet Dispute Resolution Protocols Section 3: The Futility of Committee Meetings