Pointless Committee

Agenda Item 9: Mandatory Pencil Sharpening

Resolution:

			WHEREAS the committee acknowledges that pencils are the lifeblood of productivity; 
			WHEREAS the current state of pencil sharpness is woefully subpar; 
			WHEREAS the implementation of a mandatory pencil-sharpening regime is long overdue; 

			BE IT HEREBY RESOLVED, that the committee hereby declares all pencils in the office shall be sharpened to a point of optimal sharpness at all times.

			FURTHER, the committee mandates the creation of a Pencil-Sharpening-Ombudsman to oversee the sharpening of all pencils, and to report directly to the committee on the progress of this vital task.

			FURTHERMORE, all employees found to be harboring unsharpened pencils shall be subject to the full force of the committee's displeasure.

			PASSED by a vote of 9-0-0, with 9 members present and 0 abstaining.

Subcommittee: Mandatory Pencil-Sharpening Oversight

Subcommittee Chair: Bertrand P. Pencilwhacker

Next Meeting: Wednesday, April 1st, 2023, 2:00 PM, Conference Room 3A