Section I, Subsection A-1: The Utterly Pointless Committee Resolution Format

By order of the Council of Pointless Committee Members, we resolve as follows:

"That we, the members of this committee, shall spend at least 2 hours discussing the finer points of nothingness."

This resolution shall be known as the Resolution of Unmitigated Futility.

We, the members, hereby declare that this resolution shall be filed in a drawer, never to be seen again.

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