Section I, Part 1: Preamble to Nowhere

WHEREAS, the purpose of this committee is to achieve a sense of accomplishment by doing nothing;

BE IT RESOLVED, that we shall spend at least 4 hours discussing the meaning of "nothing" in a conference room with stale donuts.

Proceed to Section II: Action Plan (Or Lack Thereof)

Note: The fate of our collective sanity is not our concern.