Pointless Committee Agenda

MOTION 1: Proclaiming the Obvious

WHEREAS, the committee has existed for a while; and

CITIZENRY, it's about time we acknowledged that we're here;

THEREFORE, we motion to declare that the sun rises in the east and sets in the west.

Motion 2: Prolonging Meetings

MOTION 2: Prolonging Meetings

WHEREAS, the committee meetings have been too short;

CITIZENRY, we need more time to waste time;

THEREFORE, we motion to extend each meeting by exactly 17.5 minutes.

Motion 3: Complicating Procedures

MOTION 3: Complicating Procedures

WHEREAS, the current procedures are too efficient;

CITIZENRY, we need more paperwork and bureaucracy;

THEREFORE, we motion to introduce a new form 27-B, requiring 17 additional pages of redundant information.

Motion 4: Prolonging Lunch