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Committee Social: Agenda for the Utterly Unproductive

Meeting Minutes from the Committee of the Utterly Unproductive, January 4th, 2023

Present: Chairperson Bureaucratus, Secretary Sycophantius, Members: Dr. Tedious, Dr. More Tedious, and Dr. Most Tedious

Minutes of the meeting, including discussions on the importance of having a meeting, and the optimal ways to waste taxpayer's money.

Also discussed: The best ways to procrastinate, and the art of creating complex, unnecessary forms.

Decided upon:

  1. To create a new, 500-page report on the history of committee meetings.
  2. To hold a meeting to discuss the meeting that just ended.
  3. To establish a new committee to oversee the committee that oversees the other committees.

Next meeting: Schedule a new meeting to schedule meetings.

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