"I demand a more realistic sock puppet ratio," said committee member 3141, who has been voicing concerns about the lack of diversity in the Sock Puppet League roster.
Committee chairperson 42 announced that the Sock Puppet League would be implementing a new "sock puppet diversity, equity, and inclusion" initiative, which will include mandatory sensitivity training for all sock puppets.
Member 3141 was overheard arguing with the janitor about whose turn it was to refill the coffee machine, which sparked a heated debate about the importance of office morale.
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