Committee on Pointless Agendas: Sponsorship and Donuts

A committee so obscure, you're probably wondering if we're just messing with you.

Our committee is dedicated to discussing, debating, and occasionally agreeing on the merits of sponsorship and donuts. Yes, you read that right. Donuts.

We've been meeting for years, and our progress is... well, let's just say we've made some great notes.

We're currently discussing the finer points of "Donut Sponsorship as a Viable Business Model" and "The Importance of Sprinkles in Donut Toppings."

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