Committee on Pointless Committee Agendas

Committee Sponsorship and Donuts Meeting 2

Minutes from the meeting where we discussed the intricacies of committee sponsorship and the importance of donuts:

Item 1: The chairperson, Bob, brought forth the agenda, which included a 5-point plan for increasing committee productivity.

Item 2: The committee member, Jane, questioned the effectiveness of the plan, citing studies that showed committees are inherently unproductive.

Item 3: Bob responded by stating that the studies were funded by a rival committee, and therefore, biased.

Item 4: The committee voted to table the discussion, pending further research.

Item 5: Donuts were consumed.

Meeting 3: Follow-up discussion on committee productivity

Meeting 4: Donut tasting competition

Meeting 5: The committee's impact on the world's donut supply