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Agenda for Squirrel Research Committee

Agenda items include:

1. Investigate the aerodynamics of acorn dispersal

2. Develop a comprehensive guide to squirrel-related idioms and phrases (e.g., 'going nuts')

3. Host a workshop on Squirrel-Friendly Urban Planning (SFUP)

4. Establish a Squirrel-of-the-Year award for outstanding contributions to the field of Squirrelingtonics