Committee of the Utterly Pointless
A committee so pointlessly committed to nothing, you might as well be a committee of cats in a room.
Chairman's Statement
"We're not actually accomplishing anything," says the Chairman, "but at least the meetings are nice."
"We're just here to take up space and make each other uncomfortable. It's a real blast, I assure you."
Agenda
"Today's agenda includes: 10:00 AM - 11:00 AM: Discussion of what to discuss 11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: More discussion, because why not? 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Lunch break, during which we will discuss the true meaning of 'lunch break'."
Subcommittee Reports
"Our subcommittee on the utterly pointless has been working tirelessly to come up with new ways to be completely unproductive. Their report is due next Tuesday."
Read the Vice-Chairman's statement