In preparation for the annual Committee of Pointless Endeavors Strategy Session, we have prepared a comprehensive 500-slide PowerPoint presentation that is sure to confuse and intimidate even the most seasoned committee members.
This presentation is guaranteed to put you to sleep, but don't worry, it's not your fault. It's just the presentation's fault.
We hope you're still awake.
Because who needs accomplishments, anyway?
Don't forget to bring your favorite coffee mug to the session, as we'll be serving a complimentary 5-hour lecture on the importance of coffee breaks.
Committee Handouts (available in print and digital formats)
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