The Pointless Committee: Committee Terms of Service

Effective Immediately (or whenever we get around to it)

By accessing this website, you agree to the following terms:

1. We reserve the right to make meetings longer and more boring than they need to be.
2. We will occasionally make you watch a PowerPoint presentation about "synergy" and "disruption."
3. We will not tolerate any form of actual productivity or progress.
4. Any attempts to use a browser other than Internet Explorer 6 will be met with stern disapproval.
5. The coffee machine will not always be stocked, and we will not be held responsible for your caffeine withdrawals.

By continuing to browse, you acknowledge that you have read, understand, and will not question any or all of these terms.

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