For the love of all things good and holy, don't even get us started on buzzwords. Here are some of our favorites:
"A meeting that doesn't involve free donuts is not worth having." - Bureaucrat, Esq.
"We're not just shifting the paradigm, we're blowing it up like a paradigm-shaped party balloon!" - Committee Member, 2018
"That's not low hanging fruit, that's just a sad, limp piece of fruit." - Fruit Specialist, 2020
Want more buzzwords? Check out our Buzzwords Bonus Round for more of our favorites!
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Synergy Squad for a meeting that'll make you question the very fabric of reality.
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