This meeting will be held on the 14th of February, 2024, at precisely 3:14 AM. Attendance is mandatory, but only for those who have been vaccinated against boredom.
Agenda:
- 3:15 AM - 3:30 AM: Introduction to the Art of Topping Placement
- 3:30 AM - 4:00 AM: The Great Sausage Debate (For or Against?)
- 4:00 AM - 4:45 AM: The Ethics of Extra Cheese
- 4:45 AM - 5:30 AM: Break (Bring Your Own Coffee)
- 5:30 AM - 6:00 AM: Conclusion (or is it a New Beginning?)
Side effects of attendance may include: loss of sleep, loss of appetite, and a permanent change in one's perspective on life.