AGENDA ITEM 1: Accusing the secretary of not being able to properly staple the meeting agendas to the meeting minutes.

Discussion Points:

• Whether or not the stapler is a sufficient stapler.
• The importance of proper staple orientation.
• Whether or not the secretary is a closeted expert on stapling.

Resolution:

• Table 10: The secretary shall be given an additional stapler for future meetings.
• A motion to table 10 shall not be seconded, because, why would we want to make this meeting more efficient?

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