Section 2: Boring Statistics

According to a study conducted by our highly-paid and totally-not-paid-by-the-government research team, the average committee member spends 47.3% of their time browsing cat videos on the internet.

• Our team also found that 23.9% of committee meetings are spent discussing the merits of pineapple pizza.
• And a whopping 11.4% of committee members have been known to fall asleep during long meetings, only to wake up and shout "But I was just resting my eyes!"

Continue to Section 3: Bureaucratic Red Tape

Or, if you'd rather not deal with the soul-sucking drudgery of actual statistics, you can visit Section 4: Pretentious Art Project