Section 4: Sleepy Time
According to our exhaustive research, the optimal amount of sleep is directly correlated with productivity, creativity, and general well-being. Therefore, we have established a strict policy for claiming vacation time.
To qualify for Sleepy Time, you must have been a member of this committee for at least 6 months, have completed at least 50% of all assigned tasks on time, and have not been sent to "re-education" camp for excessive procrastination.
If you meet these qualifications, you are entitled to take 2 consecutive Fridays off to recharge, re-caffeinate, and re-energize. Please note that this policy is subject to change without warning, and you may be required to take an extra 3 Saturdays off to compensate for the committee meeting that ran too long.
If you are unable to work due to a legitimate medical reason, please provide a doctor's note from a licensed professional, preferably with a mustache, and we will consider granting you an additional day off.
Download Doctor TemplateRemember, Sleepy Time is not just a right, it's a privilege. Don't waste it.
For more information on our other policies, visit Committee Policies.
And for those who don't qualify, don't worry, we have a Vaction Policy for the Rest of Us for you.