According to our completely-not-made-up-bylaws, all committee members are entitled to aประก minimum of 4 consecutive days off with pay. However, due to "unavoidable" scheduling conflicts, this may be delayed up to 6 months.
During this time, your duties will be assumed by our highly trained and highly overpaid team of interns.
For those who cannot wait 6 months for their vacation, a "Vacation Time Advance" can be applied for in writing. Please submit your request in triplicate, along with a doctor's note and a 50-page justification document.
Download Vacation Time Advance Form (pdf)
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Disclaimer: This is not actually a real thing. Do not try to use this information for actual vacation planning. Or, you know, actual human life planning.