Committee Vacation Policy: Because You Clearly Need a Break
As a valued member of our team, you're probably thinking, "When am I ever going to get some real work done?" Well, fear not, friend, for we've got a committee on it!
Vacation Policy
According to our highly scientific and not-at-all-biased committee, the following are valid reasons for taking a vacation:
- Need to relearn how to use the copier without making 10 copies of the same document
- Must reorganize my sock drawer for the 12th time this week
- Want to attend a webinar on "Productivity in the Modern Era" and actually pay attention for more than 5 minutes
Just kidding, those are not actual reasons. But hey, we're not here to judge. As long as you're not actively trying to sabotage the company, we'll let you take all the vacation you can handle.