Committee Vacation Policy - A Guide to Doing Nothing

As a member of the Pointless Committee, you are entitled to take a vacation, but not really.

Here are the rules for requesting and taking your well-deserved break:

• Submit your vacation request in triplicate, using only Comic Sans and Comic Sans Bold font.
• Provide at least 3 weeks' notice, or else it will be ignored.
• Be prepared to provide a comprehensive plan for how you will accomplish nothing during your vacation.
• Failure to do so will result in your vacation request being denied, and you will be forced to stay and do paperwork.

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Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, you can try to go rogue and try to sneak in some actual productivity.