POINTLESS COMMITTEE ON POINTLESS COMMITTEE VACATIONS

Meeting Minutes for the 12th Meeting of the Committee

Agenda

• Item 1: Discuss the meaninglessness of our existence
• Item 2: Debate the merits of staring at a wall for 8 hours a day
• Item 3: Vote on whether to eat a stale cookie for lunch

Subcommittee on Unproductive Time Management

• Bureaucratic Red Tape
• Snoozing on the Job
• Procrastination Tactics

Next Meeting: Never

See you in 5 years when we'll reconvene to re-discuss the same points