Red-Tasks Quarterfinals

2024 Edition

And so, we've reached the quarterfinals of the most prestigious, utterly pointless committee in the land. The Red-Tasks, where the cream of the crop, the crème de la crème, the absolute best of the worst, gather to decide on things that will likely be forgotten by next week.

Agenda

• Item 1: Debating the merits of pineapple pizza
• Item 2: Voting on the best font for the meeting minutes
• Item 3: Discussing the optimal way to waste taxpayer dollars
• Item 4: Electing the committee's resident expert on all things cat videos

And that's not all folks! We also have:

Subcommittee: The Committee on Committee Affairs (CoCA)

A group of highly specialized individuals, tasked with making sure the main committee doesn't get too carried away.

Learn more about CoCA