Official Schedule of Events:
- Round 1: The Great Tabletop Uprising
- Round 2: The Foosball Frenzy
- Round 3: The Championship Showdown
Notable Participants:
- Bob "The Foosball Fury" Johnson
- Sarah "Sudden Death" Lee
- Ted "The Tabletop Terror" Thompson
Rules:
- Each participant must be a member of the Committee of Pointless Committee Agendas
- The game must be played on a standard, 8-ball, electro-mechanical foosball table
- Participation in the tournament does not imply a sense of purpose or meaning in life