Today's agenda was supposed to be about 'Progress Through Ignorance,' but our esteemed committee members decided to focus on 'Progress by Ignorance.'
Apparently, this is the difference between 'doing the wrong thing right' and 'doing the wrong thing really well.'
Chairperson of this subcommittee, Bob, has been in charge of 'Progress by Ignorance.'
When asked about the subcommittee's progress, Bob said, 'We're making excellent progress! We've managed to ignore all the problems we're supposed to be solving!'
Read more about the Subcommittee on Ignorance is Bliss
Attendees: Bob, Jane, John, and 3 other people no one knows.
Objective: To ignore the objective and focus on being wrong.
Actions:
Outcome: We're making progress, but not really.
Progress Through Ignorance: The Next Generation (of Ignorance)
When: Tomorrow
Where: The Same Old Place
Why: Because We Can