POINTLESS COMMITTEE AGENDA - December Meeting

This meeting will be a complete and utter waste of time.

• Item 1: Discuss the merits of spending $10,000 on a new stapler for the office.
• Item 2: Debate the importance of wearing ties on Fridays.
• Item 3: Determine whether the coffee machine is a distraction or a morale-booster.
• Item 4: Decide on the optimal number of meetings per week.
• Item 5: Create a new committee to discuss the merits of committees.

Submissions and motions will be entertained, but not actually acted upon.