Pointless Committee Agenda - Deciding the Meaning of Life

Item 1: Determine the optimal pizza topping ratio
Item 2: Decide whether pineapples are, in fact, a type of pizza topping
Item 3: Create a new, universally accepted definition of "selfies"
Item 4: Develop a system for categorizing cats into 12 distinct breeds based on their ability to sleep in a circle
Item 5: Establish a new holiday, National "I'm Not a Morning Person" Day

Meeting Minutes:

		Meeting ID: PCALMOL prophets 2023-02-15

		Attendees:
		- Chairperson: Bob
		- Secretary: Alice
		- Members:
			- John
			- Jane
			- Joe

		Agenda Items:
		1. Optimal pizza topping ratio: Deferred to subcommittee
		2. Pineapple debate: Postponed due to lack of pineapple
		3. Selfie redefinition: Approved
		4. Feline categorization: In progress
		5. National holiday: Scheduled for 2024

		Next Meeting: 2024-02-15, 2:00 PM, The Coffee Shop