Meeting Summary:
Today's meeting was a resounding success! We managed to accomplish exactly 37% of what we set out to do. Our committee chair, Bob, was late, but made up for it with his impressive 3-minute monologue on the importance of proper stapler placement.
Decisions Made:
- Item 1: We decided that Wednesday is, in fact, the best day of the week.
- Item 2: The committee voted to spend exactly 4 hours discussing the merits of pineapple pizza as a topping.
- Item 3: We resolved to use Comic Sans for all official committee documents, because who needs readability?
Action Items:
- Bob will research the history of stapler placement in the modern office.
- Tomorrow, the committee will spend 2 hours deciding whether the sky is blue or purple.
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