We're the Pointless Committee, and we're here to waste your time!
Our motto: "We'll meet, and we'll discuss, and we'll decide, and we'll do nothing at all."
Our meetings are held in a dimly lit, windowless room deep beneath the city streets. The air is thick with anticipation, but the only thing we're anticipating is a good excuse to get out of here.
We're not just a committee, we're a way of life!