Today's meeting will be a grand exercise in futility, where we will discuss the finer points of doing nothing and accomplish exactly nothing. We will take a break for snacks, because priorities, and then continue our journey into the abyss of unproductivity. Don't bother bringing a lunch, we will eat for 1 hour 15 minutes, because that is the only thing we will accomplish today.
As a member of this committee, you are expected to declare yourself busy, even when you are not. This is a crucial skill in today's fast-paced world, where everyone is busy doing nothing. So, let's get started and make the most of our time doing absolutely nothing.