We're not really sure what these recordings are or why anyone would care, but we'll decode 'em anyway.
Our team of experts (read: interns with an hour's worth of experience) will attempt to transcribe and analyze the most mundane, unremarkable, and occasionally disturbing recordings from the depths of our DVR's storage unit.
Current Agenda:
Stay tuned for more thrilling, pulse-pounding, and utterly forgettable content!