Pointless Committee: Agenda for Glorious Indulgence

Today's Agenda:

• 9:00 AM: Arrival of the Donut Cart
• 9:30 AM: Debate on the Merits of Fancy Sprinkles vs. Chocolate Chips
• 10:15 AM: Break for Caffeine and/or Cereal
• 10:30 AM: In-Depth Discussion on the Art of Perfecting the 'Doughnut-Handling' Technique
• 12:00 PM: Lunchtime: Free Donut Bar (Limit 2 per Person)
• 1:30 PM: Theoretical Debate on the Implications of a Donut-Based Economy

Subcommittees:

• Subcommittee 1: Theoretical Donut Physics
• Subcommittee 2: Donut-Themed Team-Building Exercises

Chairperson: Bubbles O'Malley