Emergency Procedures - Because Someone Needs to Tell Us What to Do

As a member of the Pointless Committee, it's your duty to know the procedures for every possible emergency. Don't worry, it's not like we've actually had any meetings about this or anything.

• Committee Protocol - AKA "Don't Call Us, We'll Call You (Eventually)"
• Emergency Meeting Schedule - Because Time is of the Essence (Sort Of)
• Lost and Found Protocol - AKA "If You Lose Something, Just Ask Your Neighbor"

Stay alert, stay vigilant, and for the love of all things bureaucratic, don't touch anything!