Pointless Committee Agenda - Empty Words

Today's Agenda:

1. Discuss the meaning of 'nothing' for 3 hours.
2. Debate the pros and cons of doing absolutely nothing.
3. Vote on the resolution to do nothing.
4. Listen to a 2-hour presentation on the history of nothing.
5. Take a 15-minute break to contemplate the vastness of nothing.

Next Meeting:

Nothing to Report A Tiny Bit Less Meaningless Note: The links provided lead to fictional subpages that continue the theme of the committee's agenda, which are: - "/committees/pointless-committee-agendas/empty-words/meaningless-statements-2" would be a page discussing the "meaningless-statements-2" topic, perhaps with an even more absurd agenda. - "/committees/pointless-committee-agendas/empty-words/slightly-less-empty-statements" would be a page that attempts to find some slight value in meaningless statements, poking fun at the committee's futile endeavors.