Agenda Items:
1. Discuss the importance of Fluffy Kitten pictures in the break room.
2. Debate the merits of using Comic Sans in official documents.
3. Decide on the optimal ratio of coffee to meetings.
4. Vote on whether prophets of old were actually time-traveling aliens.
Next Meeting: Agenda 8 - Fluffy Kitten FrenzySubcommittee on Fluffy Kitten Affairs:
1. Discuss ways to increase fluffy kitten funding.
2. Investigate allegations of fluffy kitten embezzlement.
Next Meeting: Agenda 9 - Fluffy Kitten Budget HearingSubcommittee on Prophetic Time-Traveling Aliens:
1. Debate the historical accuracy of ancient civilizations.
2. Investigate possible time-traveling alien connections to the committee chair.
Next Meeting: Agenda 10 - Alien Ancestors Uncovered