Pointless Committee - Agenda for Food Options

Present: Chairperson, Vice Chairperson, and 7 members of the Pointless Committee.

Objective: To decide on the most pointless options for food.

Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss the merits of eating a whole pizza by oneself in one sitting.
• Item 2: Debate the importance of eating a salad as a main course.
• Item 3: Vote on the most efficient way to consume a whole jar of mayonnaise.

Decisions:

• Item 1: 5-2 in favor of eating the pizza in one sitting, but only if it's under 3am.
• Item 2: Unanimous agreement that salads are a waste of time.
• Item 3: 7-0 in favor of licking the mayonnaise directly from the jar, no utensils needed.