The first minute of our esteemed committee's proceedings is a doozy. We started by arguing over who ate the last of the donuts. It was a heated debate, with some members suggesting that the janitor had been seen lurking around the break room with a suspiciously full stomach.
After that was settled (it was, of course, clearly the IT guy), we moved on to the main agenda: deciding which flavor of cat memes to feature on our committee's official social media account. It was a tough choice, let me tell you. Some wanted to go with the classic "Grumpy Cat," while others insisted on "Success Kid" being the obvious choice.