Minute 3: The Most Important Decision of the Fool's Ball League Committee Meeting

DECISION: The committee voted to have an extra 15 minutes for coffee breaks.

Proceed to Minute 4: The Great Sock Puppet Debacle

Or, if you'd rather:

• Alternative Reality Variant: Minute 3b - The Committee Votes to Have More Meetings
• Committee Members Lose Remote Control of Their Phones: Minute 3c