Article I: The Foosball Gods' Unwavering Commitment to Mayhem
We, the Foosball Gods, shall not rest until the ping-pong tables of the world are overflowing with the sweet, sweet taste of chaos and destruction.
Article II: The Foosball Gods' Uncompromising Stance on Multiball
We, the Foosball Gods, shall never condone the use of less than three balls on a single table. This is not a suggestion, this is not a recommendation, this is a divine edict.
Article III: The Foosball Gods' Unwavering Disdain for the Weak
We, the Foosball Gods, shall not suffer the presence of anyone who has not mastered the ancient art of Foosball Fu.
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