Foosball Leagues Rules of Conduct

The Rules

1. Article 1: All participants must wear matching neon pink jerseys to maintain team spirit.
2. Article 2: No one may use the term "I'm just getting warmed up" more than 5 times in a single game.
3. Article 3: The foosball table must be played with at least 2 players at all times. Solo foosball is a crime against humanity.
4. Article 4: Any player who uses a non-standard playing style (e.g., "the ninja") will be subject to a 5-minute warning and a stern lecture from the commissioner.
5. Article 5: In the event of a tie, the winner will be determined by a game of rock-paper-scissors, played with a deck of cards.

Additional Provisions

• Any player found to be intentionally foilsing the rules will be subject to a minimum fine of 10 foobucks.
• Players are encouraged to bring their own snacks, but are not allowed to eat them on the foosball table.
• Any team that accumulates 5 or more foobucks in a single season will be forced to watch a 30-minute video of a foosball tutorial.