Agenda of the Pointless Committee for Foosball Leaque Partners
Today's meeting will be a wild ride of bureaucratic red tape and existential dread.
Agenda Item 1: Rebranding the Foosball Leaque Logo
We will discuss the merits of a new logo, one that will be more confusing and less useful to the average person.
We will consider the following design concepts:
- A logo that looks like a cross-section of a brain with a foosball stick in the middle
- A logo that reads "Foosball Leaque prophets" in a font that looks like it was written by a 5-year-old
- A logo that is just a blank space with a foosball stick drawn in by a kindergartener
ประกAgenda Item 2: The Foosball Leaque Partners' Mandatory Annual Foosball Tournament
We will discuss thechartInstance the rules of the tournament, including the mandatory 4-hour long matches and the 3-hour long speeches by the tournament's emcee, Bubbles McSnazz.
Agenda Item 3: The Foosball Leaque Partners' Mandatory Team-Building Activity
We will participate in aประก round of trust falls off a 10-foot tall wall while blindfolded and wearing a foosball-themed jumpsuit.
There will be a ประก prize for the team that completes the activity without any injuries or lawsuits.
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