Section 1: Article 1 - The Purpose of this Agreement
Article 1: The Foolsball League shall be a union of Fools and Leaguers, dedicated to the pursuit of Foolsball, a game of skill, strategy, and utter lack of talent.
Article 2: The Foolsball League shall be governed by a Board of Fools, consisting of the League President (hereinafter referred to as "The Fool's Fool"), two Vice-Presidents, and five Directors.
Article 3: The Foolsball League shall have a Constitution and Bylaws, which shall be the supreme law of the land.
Article 4: The Foolsball League shall have a Foolsball of its own, which shall be the official ball of the League.
Article 5: The Foolsball League shall have a Foolsball of its own, which shall be the official ball of the League.
Article 6: The Foolsball shall be a game of skill, strategy, and utter lack of talent.
Article 7: The Foolsball shall be played with a Foolsball of 8 balls, 4 Fools, and 4 Leaguers.
Article 8: The Foolsball shall be played on a Foolsball Table, which shall be a rectangular table with a Foolsball surface of 12 inches by 24 inches.
Article 9: The Foolsball shall be played with Foolsball Rules, which shall be the official rules of the League.
Article 10: The Foolsball Rules shall be the supreme law of the land.
Article 11: The Foolsball Rules shall be written in the Foolsball Language, which shall be the official language of the League.
Article 12: The Foolsball Rules shall be enforced by the Foolsball Referee, who shall be appointed by the Foolsball League Board of Fools.
Article 13: The Foolsball Rules shall be subject to change, as the Foolsball League Board of Fools sees fit.
Article 14: The Foolsball League Board of Fools shall be the governing body of the Foolsball League.
Article 15: The Foolsball League Board of Fools shall consist of the Foolsball League President, two Foolsball League Vice-Presidents, and five Foolsball League Directors.
Article 16: The Foolsball League Board of Fools shall have the power to make decisions, as the Foolsball League Board of Fools sees fit.
Article 17: The Foolsball League Board of Fools shall have the power to make Foolsball Rules, which shall be the supreme law of the land.
Article 18: The Foolsball League Board of Fools shall be responsible for the Foolsball of the Foolsball League.
Article 19: The Foolsball League Fools shall be the Fools of the Foolsball League.
Article 20: The Foolsball League Fools shall be responsible for the Foolsball of the Foolsball League.
Article 21: The Foolsball League Fools shall be the Fools of the Foolsball League.
Article 22: The Foolsball League Leaguers shall be the Leaguers of the Foolsball League.
Article 23: The Foolsball League Leaguers shall be responsible for the Foolsball of the Foolsball League.
Article 24: The Foolsball League Leaguers shall be the Leaguers of the Foolsball League.
Article 1 - The Purpose of this Agreement
Article 2 - The Foolsball League Board of Fools
Article 3 - The Foolsball Rules
Article 4 - The Foolsball Language
Article 5 - The Foolsball Referee
Article 6 - The Foolsball of the Foolsball League
Article 7 - The Foolsball Leaguers